Funny stories an uber driver has wintessed

 

1. Picking up a passenger who was so drunk that they mistook the driver for their best friend and spent the entire ride reminiscing about their past experiences together.

2. Driving a passenger who was so excited about their upcoming date that they asked the driver for advice on what to wear and where to take their date.

3. Picking up a group of passengers who were dressed in elaborate cosplay costumes and spent the entire ride talking in character.

4. Driving a passenger who was a professional clown and insisted on performing a full magic show for the driver during the ride.

5. Picking up a passenger who was carrying a large and unusual instrument, only to find out that they were a professional didgeridoo player and gave the driver a private concert during the ride.

6. Driving a passenger who was so nervous about an upcoming job interview that they asked the driver to role-play the interview with them.

7. Picking up a group of passengers who had just left a karaoke bar and spent the entire ride singing along to their favorite songs at the top of their lungs.

8. Driving a passenger who was in the middle of a heated argument with their GPS navigation system and insisted on following the directions even when they were clearly wrong.

9. Picking up a passenger who was carrying an unusual assortment of items, including a live chicken, a pineapple, and a ukulele, and refused to explain why they needed them.

10. Driving a passenger who was a professional stand-up comedian and insisted on trying out new material during the ride, leaving the driver in stitches with their jokes.

11. Picking up a passenger who was dressed in a full dinosaur costume and insisted on keeping the costume head on for the entire ride, making it difficult to communicate.Driving a passenger who was practicing their ventriloquism act and made it seem like the driver's car was talking to them.

12. Picking up a group of passengers who were on their way to a costume party and were dressed in full superhero costumes, creating an impromptu superhero team in the car.

13. Driving a passenger who was carrying a large and unusual art piece that kept falling over and taking up the entire backseat.

14. Picking up a passenger who was so convinced that they had been abducted by aliens that they insisted on describing their entire abduction experience to the driver during the ride.

15. Picking up a passenger who was carrying a full-sized mannequin and insisted on belting it into the seatbelt for safety.

16. Driving a passenger who was trying to get over a recent breakup and spent the entire ride singing Taylor Swift songs at the top of their lungs.

17. Picking up a group of passengers who were on their way to a medieval reenactment festival and were dressed in full armor, creating a jousting scene in the back of the car.

18. Driving a passenger who was trying to teach their dog how to use an iPad and kept getting frustrated when the dog couldn't grasp the concept.

19. Picking up a passenger who was dressed in a full clown costume and was on their way to perform at a child's birthday party, insisting on practicing their balloon animal-making skills in the car.

20. Picking up a passenger who was a professional wrestler and insisted on demonstrating some of their signature moves on a pillow in the back seat.

21. Driving a passenger who was carrying a large painting and kept insisting that the driver critique their artwork.

22. Picking up a group of passengers who were on their way to a medieval fair and spent the entire ride talking in Old English, making it sound like they were from a different era.

23. Driving a passenger who was a magician and insisted on performing a few magic tricks during the ride, leaving the driver baffled and amazed.

24. Picking up a passenger who was carrying a large bucket of live crabs and kept insisting that they were not dangerous, even though they kept trying to escape.

25. Picking up a passenger who was a professional clown and kept insisting on showing the driver their collection of clown props and costumes, making for a colorful and entertaining ride.

26. Driving a passenger who was a ventriloquist and made it seem like their dummy was driving the car, leading to some confusion and laughter from other drivers on the road.

27. Picking up a group of passengers who were dressed in full zombie makeup and costumes and insisted on reenacting a scene from a zombie movie in the backseat.

28. Driving a passenger who was a magician and kept performing card tricks on the driver, leaving them amazed and wondering how they were done.

29. Picking up a passenger who was carrying a large and unusual sculpture that they had just purchased at an art exhibit and insisted on fitting it in the car, creating a bit of a puzzle to get it to fit.