Joke of the day! Missing husband
Woman: I lost my husband
Inspector: What is his height
Woman:I never noticed
Inspector::Slim or healthy
Woman:Not slim can be healthy
Inspector: Colour of eyes
Woman:: Never noticed
Inspector:: Colour of hair
Woman:Should be black
Inspector:: What was he wearing
Woman: I dont remember exactly
Inspector: Was somebody with him??
Woman: Yes my Labrador dog (Romeo), tied with a gold chain, height about 30 inches,
healthy, blue eyes, blackish brown hair, his left foot thumb nail is slightly broken,
he never barks, wearing golden belt studded with blue balls, he likes non veg food,
we eat together, we jog together.
(the woman started crying)
Inspector:: Lets search for the dog first !!!
Inspector: What is his height
Woman:I never noticed
Inspector::Slim or healthy
Woman:Not slim can be healthy
Inspector: Colour of eyes
Woman:: Never noticed
Inspector:: Colour of hair
Woman:Should be black
Inspector:: What was he wearing
Woman: I dont remember exactly
Inspector: Was somebody with him??
Woman: Yes my Labrador dog (Romeo), tied with a gold chain, height about 30 inches,
healthy, blue eyes, blackish brown hair, his left foot thumb nail is slightly broken,
he never barks, wearing golden belt studded with blue balls, he likes non veg food,
we eat together, we jog together.
(the woman started crying)
Inspector:: Lets search for the dog first !!!
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