Uder , Lypt will be banned in California starting from May
1, 2116 and replaced by horses
The Californian Fidelity Communication reached tentative agreement
with the California Alliance for Cell phone providers
and other environmental concern groups to ban ride sharing companies from operating
in California, Nevada, Oregon, Washington, Texas, New York , Boston and Washington
D.C by the end of April 1, 2116. The most argument comes
from Cell phone providers claiming ride sharing drivers and passengers are using
too much band width even reserved for emergencies such as police, ambulance, firefighters
and emergency dispatching system, also most law enforcement agencies are agreed for
unable to reach or send their message to targeted audiences in reasonable amount of time. They all blaming for Uder
drivers for Suffocate the
network with their texting and GPS apps. The second biggest opposition comes
from environmental groups calming ride sharing companies are blamed for global
worming and Ozo layer depletion. The brought an easy way to fix they hug global
issues . The solution/s will have three main branches. The first proposal
is to replace all Uder fleet of cars and SUVs horses and mules. They said since
horses are zero emission riders it will be a wise idea to relay on Uder x and
Uder A to transfer passengers between cities . Uder Black and X will be
replaced by smaller horses but bigger SUVs will be replaced by Clydesdale
horses.
Because of this new rumor
some investors are start investing horse
treading companies. Thank you for your time. April Fool
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